You know you live in a small town when.....

Third Street is on the edge of town.
You don't use your turn signals
because everyone knows where you're going.

A baby born on June 14 receives gifts from local
merchants as the first baby of the year.

You speak to each dog you pass by
name and he wags his tail at you.

You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
You can't walk for exercise because every
car that passes you offers you a ride.

The Mayor is also the Sheriff, 
Town Council and street sweeper.

You can name everyone you graduated with.
You have to drive an hour to buy a pair of socks.
Someone asks you how you feel and listens to what you say.


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