God, the Father

 

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God
C'mon over and bring the kids. -God


What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God
We need to talk. -God


Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...I meant it. -God


You think it's hot here? -God
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God


Do you have any idea where you're going? -God
Don't make me come down there again. -God

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